I always wanted 2 more of you to have a complete 6 pack but it never, ever, happened.
It’s not like I obsessed about it or anything I just always wondered where the other two of you resided. Where do people find you? Anyay, 4 pack. I think our relationship has come to an end. I miss you. Well, I don’t care about you so much but I’m not sure how I feel about the Pony Keg that has shown up below you.
This kid had better be worth it.